Top Ten Reasons Drag Racing is better than Nascar

10  No Jeff Gordon
9  Funny Cars Kick the Crap Out of the Big Brown Truck
8  It Takes Them How Many Laps to Reach 200 MPH
7  If You Don’t Use A Parachute Your Not Trying
6  We Have John Force
5  No Fans in the Pits, How’s That Worth It
4  “Boogity, Boogity, Boogity” Who Talks Like That
3  More Power in One Cylinder, Than They Have in All Eight
2  There is no Such Thing As A Jet Powered Stock Car
1  Nascar makes me Dizzy